Progress and Problems and a Request for Aid

Heya Folks! It's your slow-ass translator here.

+Good News- I'm making majorly magnificent progress with all of my translation projects!

+Bad News- I'm only really able to work on it out where I don't have reasonable accsess to the Internet...

+Bad News Elaboration- That means I can only do the background/prep work since I rely on the Internet to do the actual translating. It's stuff that needs doing but not the stuff your interested in.

+How You Can Help- If anyone can help me find a FREE TRANSLATOR PROGRAM that I can DOWNLOAD and use OFFLINE that could help increase the releasing of translated pages.

Thanks for reading and sticking with me.

Holy Fraggin Cinnabons!!!

Animorphs! Fuck Yeah!!

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